Yes, you.

I see you.

I know which ad you clicked to try to reach me.

You’ve been trying to get past our gatekeeper to get to me. (I’ve been reading call transcripts for the past 6 months analyzing our web traffic)

Did I just pay you so you can try to sell me your services? You clearly know you’re taking $$ from our ad budget every time you click any of our ads.

Here’s something you could try to get me interested:

1. Don’t click on our ads to get to our website
2. Don’t call. Our gatekeeper is tougher than “Marshmallow” – Elsa’s ice castle guard in Frozen.
3. When you fill-up our website form, point out a specific problem you found with our ads and propose a solution instead of a generic copy.

Okay, rant done. Thanks for reading!